Borg NFT

Half machine, half man, and fully unsubscribed from your newsletter. Borg was built by an AI trading algorithm that got rugged mid-update—he now speaks fluent code, trades memecoins at light speed, and accidentally deleted his own empathy module. He sees the world in gas fees and block confirmations..., and he’s still salty that his last girlfriend chose a Ledger over him. Rumor has it his left nipple is a cold wallet. (more)