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Sirs of Crypto Legends

Peasant Whale Imposter is the master of crypto disguise, pretending to be poor with his tattered cloak and exaggeratedly fearful expression. But look closer—underneath the hood, this 'humble' peasant is sitting on a literal mountain of gold. He’ll deny be

Sir Liquidity is the calm in the market storm, a knight as smooth as flowing water. Dressed in royal purple with a wealth of coins at his disposal, he’s always ready to lend a hand (and some funds) to keep things moving. When the market dries up, Sir Liquidity steps in, like a fountain in the desert, keeping trades alive. Others might panic, but he just flows, cool and collected.

Sir Genesis isn’t just a knight; he’s a myth, a god-like being whose presence radiates ancient power. Cloaked in shadows with eyes that glow like stars, he holds the first-ever coin—a symbol of his unmatched mastery over the blockchain. Legends say he created the market itself, bending time and space with a single thought. When he appears, the world goes silent, and even the boldest knights tremble. Sir Genesis carries the secrets of creation, holding the past, present, and future of the market in his grasp. To witness him is to glimpse eternity itself, and only the truly daring seek his counsel, knowing his wisdom comes with the weight of the universe.

Sir Bearslayer is the kingdom’s sworn enemy of every market dip. He wears a bear’s head as a shoulder guard and charges into every downturn like it’s a dragon to slay. With his battered armor and a scowl that means business, he’s out there, axe in hand, ready to “defeat” the bears whenever prices drop. Sir Bearslayer believes he alone can keep the market up—though his wallet might tell a different story.

Sir Fomo Scarecrow is mostly bones and straw, held together by pure panic. With a permanently shocked expression, he clutches a list of “hot coins” he just has to buy before it’s “too late”. Every new trend sends him into a frenzy, arms waving, scrambling to invest in the latest shiny thing. He’s the knight who always arrives late to the party—and usually pays too much for it

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